Everybody Hates Bad Boys
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Everybody Hates Bad Boys was the 12th episode of the third season of Everybody Hates Chris. It was the 56th episode overall. It premired on March 9, 2008.

SHORT SUMMARY: Chris goes through a transitional phase when he discovers Tasha, his long-standing crush, likes "bad boys" and ditches his "nice guy" image. Meanwhile, Julius is named employee of the month and wins a free family dinner at a fancy restaurant with surprising restrictions.

QUOTES:
Dr. Information: Slaver Slav is the preeminent bad boy of rap, the top recording act at Setback Records. He's responsible for the hit album "I'm Smackin' and Stabbin' Somebody." At the tender age of 16, Slaver Slav was released from prison after serving 17 years for aggravated battery. This is Slaver Slav's first mugshot… [we see a mugshot of Slaver Slav as a baby] but it wasn't his last. He released his first single "Put Me in Jail Again and I'll Smack the Stank Off You" about a month later. The rest is history.

Drew: Maybe we can bring somebody.
Rochelle: Wait a minute. This sounds like a nice place. We can't just bring somebody.
Narrator: We thought about bringin' Vanessa.
Vanessa: I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? [to a waiter] You got any chimichangas?
Narrator: We thought about Jerome.
Jerome: Excuse me, garçon, can we get some more silverware?
Waitress: I just put some out.
Jerome: I don't know what happened to it.
Narrator: We even thought about Mr. Omar.
[a woman is trying to save her choking husband]
Rochelle: Oh, my God! He's chokin'! Help him!
Mr. Omar: Hold on! There's nothing we can do.
Woman: But he's still choking! [her husband dies]
Mr. Omar: Not anymore. Tragic!

Tasha: [seeing an X-ray of Chris' butt with Rochelle's shoe stuck in it] Is this your X-ray?
Chris: Yeah.
Tasha: Boy, you so crazy.
Narrator: Crazy like a boy with a shoe up his butt.

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