Everybody Hates Jail was the 21st episode of Everybody Hates Chris. It premired on March 23, 2006. It was written by Andrew Orenstein and written by Jeff Melman.
SHORT SUMMARY: Chris gets tips on raising the most money for a field trip to Washington, D.C. in the school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which gets him in trouble with the police. Meanwhile, Julius' plan to see "Dreamgirls" with Rochelle on their wedding anniversary is thwarted when Tonya and Drew catch chickenpox.
Narrator: I know I look cool on the outside, but on the inside I was doing this.
Chris: (crying) I WON'T DO IT ANYMORE, I PROMISE! I'M NOT A THIEF!! I WANT MY MOMMA!!
Narrator: It wasn't the first time our parents couldn't go somewhere because one of us got sick.
Julius: I got a coupon for a free dinner!
Rochelle: Oh, I'll go get dressed.
Tonya: Momma, I have rabies!
Julius: I got Michael Jackson tickets!
Rochelle: Oh, I'll call the sitter.
Drew: Momma, my eye fell out!
Julius: We just won a trip to Miami!
Rochelle: Ooh! I'm gonna go get packed!
Chris: Ma, I think I broke my neck.
Ms. Morello: Chris, if your people can't afford to pay cash, I'll see if we'll accept food stamps.
Narrator: She acts like it's caviar? It's just cookies! Damn!
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