Everybody Hates Minimum Wage was the eighth episode of the third season of Everybody Hates Chris. It was the 52nd episode overall. It premired on November 19, 2007.
SHORT SUMMARY: Chris quits his job at Doc's store and gets another job at a Chinese restaurant called Hoo's Hunan because he isn't getting paid minimum wage; Rochelle becomes a hair model for an upcoming hair show. Meanwhile, Julius visits Drew's school in order to find out why he's failing history tests.
Narrator: If you listen closely, you'll learn how to say the "N" word in Chinese.
Mr. Fong: What are you doing?
Chris: Oh, I finished the dishes, so I decided to start my homework.
Mr. Fong: No homework! You have work-work!
Chris: But Doc always let me start my homework.
Mr. Fong: Well, you are not at Doc's anymore! Go fix the menu numbers!
Narrator: I was gettin' minimum wage and havin' minimum fun.
Narrator: No matter what I did, it seemed like I was supposed to be doin' somethin' else.
Chinese Chef: [speaking Chinese] You're sweeping my foot, fool!
Narrator: When I washed the floors…
Mr. Fong: Lionel Richie, set the tables!
Narrator: When I set the tables…
Mr. Fong: Lionel! Organize the fortune cookies!
Narrator: When I organized the fortune cookies…
Mr. Fong: 5:30! Lionel Richie, go wash the dishes!
Narrator: He wouldn't talk to the real Lionel Richie like that.
Mr. Fong: He who sleeps at work wakes up with a foot in the ass.
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