Everybody Hates Playboy was the 20th episode of Everybody Hates Chris. It premired on 16, 2006. It was written by Chuck Skylar and directed by Lev L. Spiro.
SHORT SUMMARY: Chris finds Julius' copy of Playboy and takes it to school and charges kids to look. But when Joey steals it he must work out a way to get it back before Julius realizes it's gone…
Narrator: My father could asked my mother if anybody had been in the toolbox, but he knew questions made my mother suspicious.
Tonya: Momma, can I go play over at Trisha's house?
Rochelle: What you need to go over her house for? What you gonna do over there you can't do here, and why you actin' all suspicious?
Drew: Hey Mom, what time is it?
Rochelle: What you need to know the time for? What are you gonna do, go rob a bank? You're actin' suspicious.
Chris: Ma, can I have some more potatoes?
Rochelle: What you need more potatoes for? Boy, you gettin' high? You startin' to act suspicious.
Narrator: I wanted to lie, but my mother always told me if I did, she'd slap me into another nationality!
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