Everybody Hates the Babysitter was the seventh episode of Everybody Hates Chris. It premired November 3, 2005. It was written by Alyson Fouse and directed by Ken Whittingham.
SHORT SUMMARY: When Julius and Rochelle have a special 'date night' they hire a baby-sitter. But Chris is called upon to take charge when she leaves to take care of something personal.
SOUNDTRACK:
"Being with You"
Composed and Performed by Smokey Robinson
"Smiling Faces Sometimes"
Performed by The Temptations
"The Message"
Performed by Tyler James Williams and Imani Hakim
QUOTES:
Himself - Narrator: I wanted this to be a good night for my parents, and I didn't want my father to think I couldn't handle things. So, I decided to keep everything that happened to myself.
Julius: You know, Yvette, are you free next Friday?
Chris: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! She left us to go get a baby. But then when she came back, she burnt your chicken, So then, this guy came to the door asking for the baby. He said his name was Mario and he was the baby's father. So then when he left, she came back, and the baby wasn't here. So then, she went to go get the baby back. Her mother came to the door looking for her and the baby. So then they had a big fight about where to live. She said she'd live at Mario's house. WHO IS MARIO? So then when she came back, she started braiding Tonya's hair. Drew got to watch the game. You guys came back. She's trying to make it look like everything was all peachy and fine. It's not!
[Chris plops down on the couch]
Julius: I told we should have let Chris baby-sit. Girl, give me my money back.
Rochelle: I'm gonna kick her ass. Hold my wig.
[Rochelle takes off her wig, and passes it to Julius]
Julius: Twenty dollars to get into a club? We can dance at home for free!
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