Everybody Hates the Buddy System was the sixth episode of the second season of Everybody Hates Chris. It was the 28th episode overall of Everybody Hates Chris. It premired on November 5, 2006.
SHORT SUMMARY: The new school principal (Jason Alexander) teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in a hope that the two will bond. Meanwhile, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after being told she can't wear them. Julius tries to buy a Wayne Gretzky jersey for Drew.
Principal Edwards: Now remember, the only way you're going to get along with Caruso is to understand why he hates you. He needs your help.
Chris: But if I'm helping him, who's gonna help me?
Principal Edwards: You're helping yourself.
Narrator: Spoken like a true white man.
Principal Edwards: You were fighting. Why?
Chris: 'Cause he hates black people, and I'm a black person!
Caruso: That's a lie! I love Michael Jordan. I think Gary Coleman is hysterical. And don't even get me started about Billy Ocean.
Principal Edwards: "Caribbean Queen." That's a very good song.
Chris: Just because you watch Soul Train don't make you Don Cornelius!
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