Everybody Hates the Gout
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Everybody Hates the Gout was the sixteenth episode of Everybody Hates Chris. It premired on February 16, 2006. It was written by Ali LeRoi & Aeysha Carr and directed by Jerry Levine.

SHORT SUMMARY: While Julius has the Gout, he discovers his passion for The Young and the Restless with his neighbor Sheila. Meanwhile, Chris fakes his report card after he fails math.

SOUNDTRACK:
"In My House"
Performed by Mary Jane Girls

"Don't Sweat the Technique"
Performed by Eric B. & Rakim

"Do You Know Where You're Going To?"
Performed by Diana Ross

"It's a Shame"
Performed by The Spinners

QUOTES:
Narrator: I know you're probably wondering: "What is the gout?".
Doctor: Well, gout, or "the gout", as some people like to call it, is a form of arthritis which causes severe swelling, usually in the ankle or the big toe. It's caused by a poor diet, including things like smothered porkchops…
Julius: Needs some salt.
Doctor: Smothered chicken-fried bacon…
Julius: Needs some salt.
Doctor: And smothered chicken-fried bananas.
Julius: [tries a banana] Not bad. Needs salt.
Doctor: Are you out your damn mind?

Narrator: Next to dealin' drugs, gettin' bad grades was the worst thing you could do. It was worse than this.
[Cutaway]
Rochelle: Tonya, what happened?
Adult Tonya: Momma, I had to smoke that fool.
Rochelle: No, not him! I'm talkin' about this D you got in algebra!
Narrator: And worse than this…
[Cutaway]
Rochelle: Drew! Where is that boy?! What the hell is wrong with you?
Teenage Drew: [dressing a cowboy outfit] I'm followin' my dream, momma. I'm gonna be a country and western singer.
Rochelle: I'm not talkin' about that! I'm talkin' about this F! Now get your Johnny Cashless ass upstairs and study! Do you think I'm playin' with you? And where you get that guitar from? You better not be sellin' no damn drugs in my house!

Announcer: [cut to Rochelle] Will Rochelle find out about Chris' actual grade? [cut to Chris] How long will Chris be able to keep up this lie? [cut to Julius] Will Julius ever get rid of the gout? [cut to Tonya] Will Tonya ask Chris more math questions? [cut to Drew] Will Drew get any lines? Find out this and more when "Everybody Hates Chris" returns.

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