Everybody Hates Valentine's Day was the fourteenth episode of Everybody Hates Chris. It premired on February 2, 2006. It was written by Lance Crouther and directed by Millicent Shelton.
SHORT SUMMARY: Caruso annoys Chris by leaving "I Hate You" cards in his locker. Chris breaks up a fight between his "bus crush" and her boyfriend. Greg gets his first girlfriend. Rochelle and Julius attempt to control the many valentines both Tonya and Drew are receiving.
Adult Tonya: Daddy, this is Ronald, my fiancé.
Ronald: Nice to meet you, sir. [Julius shoots him]
Adult Tonya: Momma, Daddy shot my fiancé again!
Narrator: Hey, say what you want, but that's effective birth control.
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